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~ … sure there are times when we have no choice other than follow our girl ~ goes shopping… dont worry! … put it this way… shopping places are favorite hang-out area for most girls…to release our boredom…we can practice our seduce tactics while our girlfriend is busy shopping… (hehe!)

[dialogs]
Heris : Ehem!… Excuse me!

girl : (quiet)

Heris : I can see that you have the great potential to become a model… can you give me your number… I have a modelling agency…you know…

Girl : (quiet)

Heris : Gimme yur number…I will give u a call… are u interested?

~( …but beware! Be sure that its not the mannequin’s (doll) from a window’s display…)

Shopkeeper : Haiya..(phew!)… luckily I found this here!… otherwise… I will getting fired!…

Heris : ( ashamee!… ashamee!)

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Mak………………….
Bila seronok, aku cari….pasanganku
Bila sedih, aku cari….Mak
Bila berjaya, aku ceritakan pada….pasanganku
Bila gagal, aku ceritakan pada….Mak
Bila bahagia, aku peluk erat….pasanganku
Bila berduka, aku peluk erat….Emakku
Bila nak bercuti, aku bawa….pasanganku
Bila sibuk, aku hantar anak ke rumah….Mak
Bila sambut valentine.. Aku bagi hadiah pada pasanganku
Bila sambut hari ibu…aku cuma dapat ucapkan “Selamat Hari Ibu”
Selalu.. aku ingat pasanganku
Selalu.. Mak ingat kat aku
Bila-bila… aku akan talipon pasanganku
Entah bila… aku nak talipon Mak
Selalu…aku belikan hadiah untuk pasanganku
Entah bila… aku nak belikan hadiah untuk Emak
Renungkan:
“Kalau kau sudah habis belajar dan berkerja…
bolehkah kau kirim wang untuk Mak?
Mak bukan nak banyak… lima puluh ringgit sebulan pun cukuplah”.

Berderai air mata jika kita mendengarnya……..

Tapi kalau Mak sudah tiada……….
MAKKKKK…RINDU MAK…. RINDU SANGAT….

Berapa ramai yang sanggup menyuapkan ibunya….
berapa ramai yang sanggup mencuci muntah ibunya…..
berapa ramai yang sanggup. mengantikan lampin ibunya…..
berapa ramai yang sanggup….. membersihkan najis ibunya…….
berapa ramai yang sanggup……. membuang ulat dan membersihkan luka kudis ibunya….
berapa ramai yang sanggup berhenti kerja untuk menjaga ibunya…..

Dan akhir sekali berapa ramai yang sembahyang JENAZAH ibunya……

“Jika kamu menyayangi ibumu, “forward”kanlah kepada sahabat- sahabat anda.

§ 1 orang : Kamu tidak sayangkan ibumu
§ 2-4 orang : Kamu sayang ibumu
§ 5-9 orang : Bagus! Sayang jugak kamu kepada Ibumu
§ 10/lebih : Syabas!Kamu akan disayangi Ibumu

SAYANGILAH IBU ANDA SEPERTIMANA DIA MENYAYANGI ANDA …

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OH WOW!!! PANDA FEST! ^_^

What a brilliant idea! =)

Panda crazeeeeeeeee :3

Waaaaaaaaaa~ Cuuuuuuuuuute~

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blackcarrotcake:

1) A Minah is only a Minah when she denies that she is one.
2) As long as you are a Malay girl, you’re automatically a Minah.
3) A Minah is a true Minah if she likes to call other people Minah.
4) Minahs are not necessarily uneducated because they don’t speak English, it’s a preference.
5) Minah and Minahrep are entirely different things, do not confuse them.

-Minahspeak

I hereby proclaim I am a Minah. I passed the How Minah are You? test on Facebook, the only 100% pass I scored my entire life.

Read other very funny and very real musings about a day in the life of Minah(s) on Minahspeak@LJ.

joshua3:

I dont want others to “tolerate me” I want to be accepted!

“To make matters worse, politicians are not helping.

They go around talking about racial tolerance. Unfortunately, they fail to realise that tolerance is not the word. Acceptance is the word!

People must learn to accept other races, religions and cultures besides their own.”

jojojon:

Home Minister Datuk Seri Hishammuddin Hussein in his early hippy days! (minum la~[arak]) Tak kena rottan ke?

Source : Gutteruncensored

dailyme:

A base jumper falls backwards of the Menara Kuala Lumpur Tower, Malaysia, Wednesday, Oct. 28, 2009. A group of base jumpers were attempting to set a Guinness World Record striving to have 24 people base jump every hour for 24 hours from the 915 feet high communication tower. (AP Photo/Mark Baker)

hariss:

nayn:

1. When I say I’m being honest, I am indeed being honest.
2. I love options, although I’m not good at choosing.
3. The colour yellow brightens my day.
4. Black doesn’t always make me look thinner.
5. I no longer have any orange outfit after my maid destroyed my Abercrombie.
6. I don’t like to have what’s very typical, no matter how in a particular thing can be.
7. Food doesn’t make me happy.
8. I eat raw chocolates once a year because I don’t like to eat chocolates that way.
9. Eating sardines early in the morning makes me get stomach ache.
10. Cooking is something I love to do but I hate to do the cleaning ups.
11. Impossibles are something that I always believe exist.
12. People often cannot stand the way I annoy them.
13. Hot guys give me motivation as long as they don’t show me that they’re actually dumb arses.
14. I don’t mind if people think I’m materialistic because I think everyone deserves to get something that they can fall back to, if not love.
15. Shopping is so therapeutic for me, and I just think I need to say that.
16. Window shopping is something I loathe to do. I’d rather not go out at all.
17. I think I’m always so true to myself and I don’t care how people think of me as long as I am rational in whatever I do.
18. 10 minutes : I only take that long to shower because I don’t enjoy staying in toilets for sooo long.
19. It’s an insult if people smile when you leave. Really.
20. Sincerity : I regard this word as one of the vaguest word ever. Almost meaningless because I can never know when is someone sincere.

The bold parts are what I share with her.